"If I could buy only one bottle of wine made by a bass player this year, Purple Pachyderm would be it."
-Matt Stone, South Park
2007 Russian River Valley Pinot Noir
"Crisp & dry, a fine treat to enjoy during the heat."
2008 Russian River Valley Pinot Noir Rosé
Note *
We are offering quality wine to folks who are so inclined to indulge in such things. That being said, it should be known that I condemn the notion of driving while intoxicated. Drunk driving is quite possibly the most selfish, irresponsible, asinine and dipshitty-ist thing that a human being could partake in. It is my opinion that a person who is responsible for harming any individual while driving intoxicated should be tied down whilst having their eyeballs sucked out by a randy male goat.
We are offering quality wine to folks who are so inclined to indulge in such things. That being said, it should be known that I condemn the notion of driving while intoxicated. Drunk driving is quite possibly the most selfish, irresponsible, asinine and dipshitty-ist thing that a human being could partake in. It is my opinion that a person who is responsible for harming any individual while driving intoxicated should be tied down whilst having their eyeballs sucked out by a randy male goat.
Enjoy responsibly and respectfully,
Les Claypool
